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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Scandalum Magnatum

March continues to be a busy month for 1st Priority Attorney, Ms. Rhonda Zimmerman. Whilst it’s not known if Ms. Zimmerman will be defending Dan Gladstone, she would appear to be representing her favorite company – 1st Priority Restoration in a recently filed lawsuit. The irrepressible Ms. Zimmerman has also, it would appear, found a new job.
According to documents filed in Palm Beach County Court on March 4th, Ms. Rhonda D Zimmerman Esq., is now the President of 1st Priority Restoration. She hasn’t had to move far to take up this alleged new post – just down the hall at 3389 Sheridan Street from Suite #479, which she shares with mold testing company, Florida Sciences Inc., to 1st Priority headquarters in suite #127. 

Unless the debt-collecting attorney would care to confirm otherwise, Ms. Zimmerman Esq. has undergone a gender transformation. "She" now claims to be a "he", which is clearly visible in this Court document. Was it a mere slip of the pen caused by indecent haste to file this lien, or has new 1st Priority President, Ms. Rhonda Zimmerman, plans to 'expand' their 'reconstruction’ efforts?

6 comments:

  1. If "she" became a "he" it should be interesting should this go to trial.
    It'll certainly give a bold new meaning to the right to "cross examination".

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  2. I'm sure the evidence will stand up.

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  3. Out of curiousity when she
    became a he....was there a
    first name change.

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  4. No, but there WAS a voice change.

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  5. Randy:

    Very cute. You are funny.
    Keep it up.

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