The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons..."
Sunday, August 11, 2013
I know these people ..
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Retirees Visit a Bar
Four
old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn
a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks
10 cents."
They
look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be
true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,
"Come on in and let me pour one for you!
What'll
it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the
men orders a martini.In no time the bartender serves up four iced
martinis, shaken, not stirred and says, "That's 10 cents each,
please."
The
four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish
their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent
martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying,"That's
40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity
gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't
even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them says, "How can you
afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm
a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I
always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for
$125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a
dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same." "Wow! That's
some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip at
their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the
end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't
ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Nodding at the
seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender,
"What's with them?"
The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons..."
(Thx to MM)
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That's a good one, but not as good as the one that ends with "How did you know my name is Katz?".
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Aw hell- here's the link:
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hahaha
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