Dear David,
You are very busy, we know, and we have tried to be patient. It is killing us, though, to find out what the cone-shaped thing you put on the blog a few weeks is.
We have made our guesses and tried to throw in a little humor, but the truth is that not knowing the answer is disturbing us. It is affecting my work at the UCO Reporter (none too sterling to begin with), and others have told me they have had a definite drop in their "serenity quotient." Some are finding it hard to sleep at night. For the good of the Village, would you let us know?
Thank you.
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A reproduction of a drawing from a patent on a food preparation by one of our most outspoken residents. Have
ReplyDeletedinner with Dave some evening and you will be exposed to such answers and the endless trivia which flows from David's brain (in between swallowing).
Hopefully such information was not priviledged and confidential?!?
I heard ‘patent on a decorative container related to food preparation’ etc.
ReplyDeleteElaine,
ReplyDeleteThat sounds so much better than what I could glean from his incessant, yet very funny and informative monologues. Was so tempted to say "briefly"!... but it was a social occasion. One day I'll have the appropriate opportunity to use that statement! Just wait David.